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Vernon Keyes is the voice behind Asteroid Cafe, a former product design engineer turned everyday reviewer with a curious mind and a strong cup of coffee always within reach. After years spent testing and improving consumer gadgets for big brands, he realized that the most meaningful feedback didn’t come from labs but from living rooms. In 2025, he decided to turn his real-world experience into something more personal a space where honest opinions and practical insights could actually help people shop smarter.
From his apartment in Portland, Oregon, Vernon now spends his days blending design intuition with genuine curiosity, reviewing products that shape how we live, cook, and connect. His approach is simple: tell the truth, skip the buzzwords, and test everything like someone who’s just trying to make life a little easier. When he’s not writing or tinkering, you’ll probably find him hiking misty trails with his dog, Luna, dreaming up the next product worth reviewing.
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